• guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
• guys: ew fat chicks

What's wrong with our society.

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

When you're watching you're favorite show and you have to pee

wowfunniestposts:

You’re like:

But the moment it cuts to a commercial,

And you run to the toilet like:

After you’ve done peeing you run back to the tv like

While running you’re worried the show has already started so you’re like

But then you make it in time so you’re like

what a funny blog

(Source: retardedwhisperer)